these are some small requirements, which are completely reasonable and not at all contradictory. if think you might be the perfect man, please apply within.

  121. Doesn't make obnoxious comments about my last name. As if I've never heard any of them before:<
posted by Kelly :: Friday, June 27, 2003

120. Is good with computers. Or at least doesn't totally hate computers. Or at least totally hates computers but doesn't care if YOU don't totally hate computers.

posted by gwen :: Thursday, June 26, 2003

119. If any letting down has to be done for any reason, is able to let you down easy while you maintain a modicum of self-respect -- at the very least, without making it so fucking difficult, stupid or embarrassing. Not that I'm bitter.

posted by gwen :: Thursday, June 05, 2003